Celebrity Voicemail Greetings
Whether it’s to have a funny Voicemail Greeting on your own voicemail, Celebrity Ringtones for your phone, Celebrity eMail Alerts for your computer, funny Voicemail Messages for Birthdays, Holidays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day… or just some Prank Phone Calls you wish to play on a friend- as a resource for fans, Johnny Video offers personalized fifteen-second $5 Celebrity Voice Impersonations. These bits come in mp3 format, which can be sent straight to your e-mail, and easily uploaded to your mp3 player.
Funny Voicemail Greetings
$5 – Create your own personalized, fifteen-second Celebrity Voicemail Greeting as a funny voicemail message to incoming callers, or have funny voicemail greetings recorded to use as an outgoing message on your answering machine. If you’d like to place an order, use the Contact Page to send your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.
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Funny Voicemail Messages
$5 – Unlike the generic Celebrity Birthday Messages one could find on cassette tape, packaged and tossed into the odds-and-ends bin at their local drug store, the fifteen-second Voicemail Messages you create are one hundred percent personalized Celebrity Voice Impersonations. JV has even done a personalized Barack Obama Birthday Voicemail Message, for the Attorney General of Anguilla. Send these as funny voicemail messages to friends and family members for birthdays, weddings, holidays, or any occasion. When you’re ready to place an order, use the Contact Page to send your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.
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Prank Phone Calls
$5 – Not unlike the Funny Voicemail Messages above, JV offers completely personalized, fifteen-second Prank Phone Calls, which you can leave on the voicemail of an unsuspecting recipient, designed exclusively to mislead them into believing that their favorite celebrity accidentally called them. If you want to hear some examples, here are a few Free Prank Calls. If you’d like to order a different or more personalized version, use the Contact Page to send your script, and make sure you have a PayPal account ready.
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Celebrity Ringtones
$5 – There’s no reason to fool around with generic one liners that sound as if they were recorded on a toy cassette recorder held up to a television speaker. If you have a favorite celebrity, no doubt you have a favorite one-liner as well. On the other hand, maybe you would rather hear Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan reciting some Shakespeare instead of using pop music as your ringtone. It’s entirely up to you, on how to use your personalized fifteen-seconds. If you’re ready to place an order, just send the script on the Contact Page and make sure you’re signed up with PayPal.
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Celebrity Mail Alerts
$5 – If for some outlandish reason, you’re still using AOL as your eMail program (or know someone who is), perhaps you’re tired of the same old “You’ve Got Mail” voice welcoming you every morning and evening. As an additional resource for fans, JV utilizes his Celebrity Voice Impersonations to provide personalized, celebrity “You’ve Got Mail” alerts in mp3 format, which you can upload to your computer to replace the existing message. Maybe you’re a wrestling fan who wants a Randy Savage eMail alert, or perhaps a Simpsons fan wanting to hear Krusty The Clown. As long as JV can do the impersonation, and the voice over is fifteen seconds or less, the rest is up to you. When you’re ready to liven up your eMail, or perhaps the eMail of a friend, use the Contact Page to send your script, and have a PayPal account ready.
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Demos
Here’s a quick Voicemail, Ringtone and Alert Demo so you can hear some samples (Portions of the Demo have been purposefully altered):
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Twenty One Celebrity Voice Impersonations In Thirty Seconds:
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Quick Celebrity Voice Impersonation Demo Reel:
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Rates and Contact Information
If you are truly trying to nab a well-known celebrity for your project, more often than naught, the celebrity you want is either unreachable or carries a high price. Johnny gives you the celebrity voice you want, without the hassle and cost. If you need Professional Voice Over Services, Johnny Video’s rates are typically around 10-80% less than what you will pay with other voice over professionals. Additionally, if you think you’re getting the best “deal” through a talent agency, or Fiverr, you’re sadly mistaken. All you are accomplishing is paying an extra 20% or more for a middleman fee… but it’s your money. Am I on Fiverr? Yes. Would you be insanely unwise to order from me there instead of here? Absolutely. You found me here. Save yourself the 20% and stay here. All you will need is a Paypal account.
Note
All $5 mp3s offered on this page are fifteen seconds or less and do not contain background music, special effects, or premium editing of any kind. The $5 cost is for a maximum of 15 seconds only, and each additional 15 seconds will be charged at a higher rate. Furthermore, the rates for the $5 mp3s listed on this page do not apply to any other service, and in no way, shape, or form are meant to imply that my rates for all voice over services are $5 per 15 seconds. If you have questions, feel free to send me an inquiry via my Contact page.
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